I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
This is classic penis vs brain.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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