Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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