If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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