Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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