i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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