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I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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