Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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