I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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