Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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