I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Randomize
