no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It's blow job season.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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