the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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