i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
do herpes really smell.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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