I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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