sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
