so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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