Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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