Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I need moral support for this bender
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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