I wanna passion pit in your ass
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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