yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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