I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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