This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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