a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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