I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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