Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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