yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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