I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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