You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
pray to the hookup gods
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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