ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
