we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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