She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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