I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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