she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have fence marks all over my body
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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