I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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