but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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