I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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