it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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