new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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