is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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