new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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