Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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