Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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