Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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