IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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