Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(808): View more from Hawaii

doesn't he have a GF?

(248): View more from Michigan

that just means you have to try harder.

(248): View more from Michigan

i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

how was last night?

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.

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(940): View more from Texas

Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.

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(61): View more from Australia

Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.

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(330): View more from Ohio

My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.

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