no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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