You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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