Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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