I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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