Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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