Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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