i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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