would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
vagina is talking i cant
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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