The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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