Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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