come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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